when you send a reply that you know is gonna kill your partner
M U S E :
M U N :
a detailed list of things i hate
- hot weather
- high temperatures
- warmer than average conditions
(( both of my parents are snoring and I’m scared of my second year of college and I’m just
do it bitches
"It’s very important.~”
"It’s the day you were born."
"You’re such a dork~"
"Yeah, but I’m your dork.”
Something wasn’t right, but he wasn’t fully aware of that. The only sign of that feeling was the small frown that curled on his lips while he slept, a direct result of the cold empty bed beside him. So his sleep was shallow and restless until he heard Dick’s voice, at which point his eyelids fluttered but didn’t open. “Mn…”
"Jason~ Wake up~" He gently patted his husband’s legs with a laugh. "I have a surprise for you~" He didn’t know how long the puppy would behave, standing there with its tiny tail wagging away with excitement. Dick had no idea how long he had before the cute little thing started barking.
Jason just let out a groan and rolled over to bury his face in the pillow. Unless that surprise was a pot of coffee and breakfast, it wasn’t likely he would be waking up soon. Then again, he didn’t know Dick had a puppy in the room.
"C’mon, birthday boy~" He patted Jason’s legs a little harder. "Don’t you wanna see what I got you? I’m gonna make you breakfast~" He’d planned on making it before Jason got up, but he hadn’t actually had the time.